Why is the world always Swimming Against the Tide and shitting themself that
they can't have a look shag and a party and have some bloody fun ?
Join Britain’s best loved funny men on a marathon swim as there resists the pull of the under-current of radical sensibilities of the woke minority. Slap on the Goose fat and battle through the dark and murky woke infested waters and join them for another show of rip-roaring grown-up comedy,and touring around some of the best places in the world and of couse a few Shit holes .
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“Showmen triumphs… they hit the spot again and again”
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Standing ovation to packed houses every night “
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Mackie and Jamie was cheered to the rafters”
A master of his art”
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‘The audience could have stayed all night………. they speak with a rare honesty’
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Jamie and Mackie are back for more Mackie's Grand Days Out. they firing up to bring you sex comedy and tours and start hitting the road ''if Lazy Jamie get's out of bed and stop playing with his wee maggot'' for another fun series.
they set out to discover as much joy and beauty as they can cram in, on a fun-filled wander around these shores. Jamie greets every new hill with a judder but both are welcomed wherever they go- as they enjoy their Grand Days Out.
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NEW SERIES ON AIR FROM FRIDAY's every 3 week's all shows are 1 to 2 hours long
Our shows have a 'Zero Tolerance Policy' that has been put in place for the safety of everyone working and attending a showing or broadcast of Mackie's Grand Days Out. we want everyone to enjoy themself and have a laugh with out fighting or bully on the platform.
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Our broadcast's will be Live streamed by our broadcasting platform's on Youtube Facebook and twitter as well as more platform's the following rules have been put in place to keep everyone safe.
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House Rules:
• Show respect for others and for yourself. Bullying, abuse, personal attacks or aggression to others will not be tolerated and you will be blocked out of the channel or and recorded for hate speech to the police
• Mind your language: racist, defamatory, sexist, hateful or generally offensive comments will be deleted and may lead to a ban on our social media or Live streaming
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Please DO NOT try this at home
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Jamie and Mackie put their bodies, their careers and their lives on the line. They have spent years training and have a lifetime of experience. But what entertains you tears their bodies apart. So cheer for them, admire them, believe in them, but leave the action to them. Please DO NOT try this at home.
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All killer, No Filler! It is a show like no other and a show you simply can’t afford to miss. ‘The Show Must Go On’ and you are in for one hell of a treat!